Slovník naruby

Výkladový slovník trochu jinak

ADOLESCENT
a teen who behaves like a baby if you don't treat them like an adult

ADULT
a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

BABY-SITTER
a teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers

BOTTLE FEEDING
an opportunity for daddy to get up at 2 am too

CHILDHOOD
that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath

COLLEGE
the four year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone

EDUCATION
that what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school (Albert Einstein)

FATHER
a banker provided at birth

FRIEND
a person who knows you well, but likes you anyway

GRANDCHILDREN
God's reward for parents who survive

GRANDPARENTS
the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right

GRAVE
a resting-place for the dead while waiting for an archaeologist

MARRIAGE
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

TEENAGER
a person at an age at which he is certain to never make the same mistakes as his parents

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